Spring is near, can't wait for that first warm day to be nude outdoors. Found this joke today. I find it funny, although sexual. I know, I know, nudity is not sexual to all...but I like this joke..sorry if it offends you.
A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around.
A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets aroused. The woman notices his interest, comes over to him and says, " did you call me?" The man replies, "No, what do you mean?"
She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection it implies you called for me." Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies him down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and lets him have his way with her. The man is ecstatic, he can't believe his good fortune.
He continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts.
Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room towards him, "Did you call for me?" asks the hairy man.
"No, what do you mean?" asks the newcomer. "You must be new." says the hairy man, "It's the rule that if you break wind, it implies that you called for me." The huge man spins him around, bends him over the bench and has his way with him.
The newcomer staggers back to the colony's office, where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?" she asks. The man yells, "Here is my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee"
"But sir", she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities"
The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old, I only get an erection once a month, but I fart 20 times a day!
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