Well first, I would imagine anyone, fat or otherwise, being punched or kicked in the stomach as hard as someone could would have a hard time breathing, but you're trying to make some sort of point.
Second, Ugly Bob can't really help it. Stinky Mike on the other hand could shower, I'll give you that.
Third, how much respect in yourself does it take to anonymously insult someone. Not insulting you, so don't turn it around on me. I'm just askin.
Fourth, those things with JC and Blaze/Robey were over a year ago. Maybe they've moved on. Besides, if they showed up to a show, you'd be all over them for that as well. I'm sure no one would have a problem handling their business. Why don't you book it. I'm sure you know how to get ahold of all the interested parties. Book the fight. Put out some feelers and get it done. All you'd have to do is ask Lou and ask Nick or Thorne. I'm sure they'd all agree to it. You know the respective camps/rosters would show. No on gets comp'ed, so you'd make a ton of money. Go for it, man.