Nopd not Staacey and Dash is 30 thats not really old. when you compare him to the rest of the PWX roster
The point is that dash is a COW, he can't even get into the ring without the ropes catching his belly. If he has any definition you can't tell under the jelly rolls. (I'm big, fat, and I want a championship belt. I'll even put it on between my second and third roll of fat for you).
That will fill PWX, Here's blubber man, your new world champion. GET REAL!!!
The point is the title holders are to draw FANS, the marks want to see wrestling, not someone who can't hardly move. He's slower than molasses. Want proof, watch this: