Inquiring minds want to know.

Trafford. The only toilet in the league where people can actually see you doing your business on public view.

P.S. I'm sure that's a red-light area behind one of the goals too.

i never use any in case i catch something
...haven't even been in the ones at the Lane

Ashton's is the best, you can see the whole game whilst you're relieving yourself. Used to be able to do that at Horwich, Runcorn and Great Harwood as well. Congleton's toilets were old and horrible as I recall.

What sort of pervert are you Joey?The toilet facilities at Trafford have a "new"invention to preserve your modesty-it is called "a door"-I suggest you find out how to use one before visiting Shawe View again, as we have no interest in watching you perform!

I went to Rossendale a few years ago for an FA Cup tie. There was no roof, and the wall came up as far as just below my chest, and I was only a small 14-year-old!

Last season at Stalybridge - it was possible to be seen doing your business from the terraces - it's a League standard ground as well.

I agree with you there Tom. Us Gateshead supporters had a good laugh when one of us need to go.

Surely we're talking "toilets" here? The toilets at Witton have some very useful radiators but just like Trafford, have a basic design flaw when the door is open. If we're talking toilets which you'd only put up with at a football ground then surely Ashton and Ossett Albion with their "watch the game over the wall" arrangements are unique. Harrogate and Radcliffe have very dark scary toilets but the worst I can recall were the ones at the side of the stand at Burscough-might just have visited on a bad day though (and worse still without my wellies!)

I find it really hard to believe we haven't won this one!!
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There aren't any toilets at Stainton Park are there? I seem to recall everyone going behind the shed at the back of the bottom goal.

Anyway Winsford is definitely the worst.

Winsford is the worst at everything.

Winsford United! They had terrible toilets, all weed-strewn. Rucorn's bogs were terrible too!
Dark and dank toilets are commonplace in this league, Bishop Auckland and Spennymoor are bad offenders in this respect.
Ashton boast the least privacy.
The worst bog in non-league football is not in the Unibond League, its got to be at Welling United, dingy and scary outhouses containing some ancient and filthy Spodes, with another block housing urinals that spray anyone unfortunate enough to using them when they flush.
So there you have it! Don't Whizz in Welling!