They all suck

with, perhaps, one or two exceptions.

Go on then super Rev name them.

There's one that looks like Jim Davison from Big Break. Another looks like Jeremy Beadle.

We had one at Emley he gave all the decisions to them second half and one of thier players threw the ball really far and it nearly hit the linesman did he get booked did he buggery, yet when our player kicks the ball the yellow card came so fast out of his pocket you would not belive and he disallowed a perfectly good goal, when there keeper missed a catch and then did a perfect dying swan impression to cap it all off.