So..you go out into the street..you borrow the car keys off your dad, and you open the car door..you root around under the dash board till you find a little plastic lever and you pull gently on it...you will hear a loud but low 'CLUNK' noise...get out of the car, walk to the front of the car and stick your digits under the by now slightly raised bonnet of said motor..slide hand to and fro till you find another, probably slightly more greasy lever this time and pull or push that to one side..this will free up the vast expanse of coloured metal in front of you so you can lift it up (you may require to use BOTH hands here) and look around for the little metal sticky thing that will hold up the bonnet (that vast expanse of coloured metal that youre holding now) so you can wipe your hands on the back of your jeans. Now comes the hard part...you may need some help here...enlist a willing accomplice to sit in the driving seat of the car and instruct them to press the middle of the steering wheel every couple of seconds(or if the car has an air bag, to press the end of that short sticky out stalk thats attached to the steering wheel) you must then place your head in the gap twixt the bonnet and the engine and listen for a loud 'FNAAAAAARRRRRR' noise...
THAT IS A CHUFFIN HORN !!!
Feel free to remove it...and use it as you will Dan..
scuff (Red Steeler)