Some years ago, a sultan who had six children, all girls, began
to despair as he had no son and heir. Imagine his joy when one of his wives
finally presented him with a son and heir.
Just before his son's sixth birthday, the Sultan took him to one
side and said, "Son, I am very proud of you. Anything you want, I shall get
for you." His son replied, "Daddy, I would like to have my own airplane."
Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father bought him American
Airlines. Just before his son's seventh birthday, the Sultan took him to
one side. "Son, you are my pride and joy. Anything you want, I shall
get for you." His son replied, "Daddy, I would like a boat." Not
wanting to doanything halfway, his father bought him The Princess Cruise Lines.
Just before his son's ei! ghth birthday, the Sultan took him to
one side. "Son, you bring so much happiness into my life. Anything
you want, I shall get for you."
His son replied, "Daddy, I would like to be able to watch
cartoons."
Not wanting to look a cheapskate, his father bought him Disney
Studios and their theatres, where he watched all his favourite cartoons.
Just before his son's ninth birthday, the Sultan took him to one
side. "Son, you are an inspiration to us all. Anything you want,
I shall get for you."
His son, who was by now really into the Disney cartoons,
replied,
"Daddy, I would like a Mickey Mouse outfit." Not wanting to
appear to be tight, his father bought him the NOTTINGHAM PANTHERS
Nice attempt Mr Simmsy!. I STILL can't believe SO many Panthers fans, get upset by the Brummie Gob S***e!. They play right into his hands...Hook, Line & Sinker!.
I do hope Mester Simms, will be playing a 'few' spins of the VENGA BOYS for us on Saturday??.
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