From: The Panthers Management
To : Head of Security @ NIC
Subject : Cause of last nights defeat.
It has come to our attention that the Nottingham Panthers players are being disturbed by opposition fans banging drums. Please ensure that in all future games and drums are confiscated.
From: The Panthers Management
To : Head of Security @ NIC
Subject : Cause of last nights defeat
Thank you for responding so efficiently to my last request. However the players are still not happy and say they are being disturbed by there being too many opposition fans in the building. Please ensure that in all future games the shirts of opposition fans are confiscated and replaced with panthers home shirts.
From: The Panthers Management
To : Head of Security @ NIC
Subject : Cause of last nights defeat
Thank you for your efforts with the shirts but the players are still not happy and say they are being distracted by the cheerleaders skimpy uniforms. Please ensure that in all future games the cheerleaders uniforms are confiscated and replaced by panthers home shirts.
From: The Panthers Management
To : Head of Security @ NIC
Subject : Cause of last nights defeat
Thank you for your efforts with the cheerleaders but the players are still not happy and say they are being distracted by the opposition netminder. Please ensure that in all future games the opposition netminder is confiscated and replaced by a panthers player.
From: The Panthers Management
To : Head of Security @ NIC
Subject : Cause of last nights defeat
Thankyou for your efforts with the netminder but the players are still not happy and say they are being distracted by the opposition players. Please ensure that in all future games opposition players are confiscated and replaced by panthers players.
From: The Panthers Management
To : Head of Security @ NIC
Subject : Cause of last nights defeat
Thankyou for your efforts with the opposition players but the players are still not happy and say they are being distracted by the oppostion coach. Please ensure that in all future games the opposition coach is confiscated and replaced by a panthers player.
From: The Panthers Management
To : Head of Security @ NIC
Subject : Cause of last nights defeat
Despite removing the opposing players , their fans and their coach and replacing them with panthers we still lost. I have come to the conclusion that its all your fault.
still funny though dont you think Doom. Me thinks so p.s. i like your style Mark putting it on the panthers lair first do you think we can take trumpets next time they only said no drums ha ha
From: The Panthers Management
To: Head of Security @ NIC
Subject: Cause of last nights defeat
Thank you for removing the opposing players. their fans and their coach etc.. but the players are still unhappy with them-selves. Please ensure in future that all team members are replaced with Manchester Storm players.. then at least we will have a team that can beat the Sheffield Steelers, if only once!
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