The MONKEY is missing. The Steelheads mascot was monkeynapped by a bunch of senile hockey players known as the Mid Life Madness. A ransom note was delivered demanding £10 be paid towards Children In Need. Despite payment of the amount the monkey was not delivered. We now worry for its safety and loss of virginity. The monkey was last seen wearing a black and white chequered shirt. If you see this monkey please return it to the Sheffield Steelheads.
......in the bar amusing a 'bunch' of ladies (no pun intended ) Ahhh what the heck.. yes it was !!. How is Paolo coping now he got nobody to keep him company at night ??? Never seen a closer pair Here's hoping you get him back soon.