Bare Feet are the worst appendage on the human body

I mean, really, let me revamp that a bit.. Feet are fine, until you get to the toes. I have almost never seen toes which are presentable.. Most of all people have toes at least one of the following disgusting qualities:
Scraggle-like in appearance, bunions, thickened skin, improperly cut nails, disproportionate, discolored, dirty, smelly, skin rippled, hairy, cruddy, pudgy, etc..
Tell me what is good about showing people of the world your sausage toes!