1.
Who's yer daddy?
Barack Hussein Obama 31 30.69
Rick Boucher 23 22.77
None of the Above! 16 15.84
Pimp 9 8.91
Government 7 6.93
Peter 7 6.93
Don't know 5 4.95
Clint Eastwood 2 1.98
Nemesis 1 0.99
2. New name for Clintwood-Pound Highway?
Exodus Highway 34 33.33
It's About Damn Time Expressway 15 14.71
Deer Run Highway 9 8.82
Dickenson Co. Bypass 8 7.84
WalMart Expressway 7 6.86
Coalfields Expressway 5 4.90
Highway FROM Hell 5 4.90
Oxycontin Lane 5 4.90
Highway to Hell 4 3.92
Michael J. Quillen Free Coal Freeway 4 3.92
Boucher Blvd. 3 2.94
Trashy Highway (Which could be used for most of Dickenson Co. roads) 2 1.96
Cronyism Blvd 1 0.98
3. The Best TV Shows Ever?
Andy Griffith Show 27 24.11
Star Trek 12 10.71
Bullwinkle 9 8.04
Waltons 8 7.14
Gunsmoke 7 6.25
The Outer Limits (original) 5 4.46
Twilight Zone (original) 5 4.46
Honeymooners 4 3.57
Monty Python's Flying Circus 4 3.57
Buffy the Vampire Slayer 3 2.68
Alfred Hitchcock Presents 2 1.79
Bonanza 2 1.79
Hill Street Blues 2 1.79
I Dream of Jeannie 2 1.79
I Love Lucy 2 1.79
Jericho 2 1.79
Lone Ranger 2 1.79
married with children 2 1.79
True Blood 2 1.79
Battlestar Galactica (Re-Imagined) 1 0.89
CHIPS 1 0.89
Dark Shadows 1 0.89
Deadwood 1 0.89
Family Ties 1 0.89
Flintstones 1 0.89
McHale's Navy 1 0.89
My Mother the Car 1 0.89
Ozzie & Harriet 1 0.89
Tales From The Crypt 1 0.89
4. What literary classic should be adapted in Classics Illustrated #170 & Beyond
Trail of the Lonesome Pine by John Fox, Jr 17 21.79
1984 by George Orwell 10 12.82
The Wizard Of Oz by L. Frank Baum 8 10.26
To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee 7 8.97
The Shape of Things to Come by HG Wells 6 7.69
Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov 5 6.41
Carmilla by J Sheridan Le Fanu 4 5.13
Brave New World by Aldous Huxley 3 3.85
Dracula by Bram Stoker 3 3.85
Dr Syn Russell Thorndike 3 3.85
Farewell To The Master by Harry Bates 3 3.85
Steppenwolf by Hermann Hesse 3 3.85
Nostromo by Joseph Conrad 2 2.56
She by H Rider Haggard 2 2.56
Trilby by George du Maurier 2 2.56
5. Party Affiliation & Who You Intend To Vote For
Republican for McCain 69 27.27
Democrat for Obama 63 24.90
Democrat for McCain 40 15.81
Other for McCain 34 13.44
Other for Other 21 8.30
Other for Obama 14 5.53
Republican for Obama 8 3.16
Democrat for Other 2 0.79
Republican for Other 2 0.79
6. economy
socialism 19 26.76
Welfare handouts 19 26.76
oil prices 8 11.27
stock market 7 9.86
mortgage crisis 5 7.04
all of the above 3 4.23
social security benefits 3 4.23
jobs 2 2.82
national debt 2 2.82
environmental issues 1 1.41
retirement 1 1.41
Stopping Bailouts to Big Corporations 1 1.41
interest rates 0 0.00
loans 0 0.00
7. new name for clintwood
Clintwood 24 37.50
Holly Creek 12 18.75
deadwood 12 18.75
New Clintwood 7 10.94
@sshole of the Universe 5 7.81
dickwood 2 3.12
VA Sweaty Armpit 1 1.56
Clitwood 1 1.56
8. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
1 cord 24 54.55
42 9 20.45
Upchuck 7 15.91
13 4 9.09
9. Scariest movie ever
The Exorcist 17 25.76
The Last Man On Earth 7 10.61
Night Of The Living Dead 6 9.09
The Thing 5 7.58
30 Days of Night 4 6.06
Amityville horror 4 6.06
Evil Dead 3 4.55
Jacob's Ladder 3 4.55
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3 4.55
cujo 2 3.03
Psycho 2 3.03
Pet Cemetery 2 3.03
Salem's Lot 2 3.03
Bug 0 0.00
Frailty 0 0.00
Martin 0 0.00
The Shining 0 0.00
The Stepfather 0 0.00
I Am Legend 1 1.52
Lemora, the Lady Dracula 1 1.52
night of the walking dead 1 1.52
Nosferatu (silent version) 1 1.52
Saw 1 1.52
Seven 1 1.52
10. Celebrities who don't need a Halloween mask
Dennis Rodman 15 22.06
Michael Jackson 15 22.06
Sandra Bernhard 13 19.12
Amy Winehouse 5 7.35
Barak Obama 5 7.35
Helen Thomas 4 5.88
Jocelyn Wildenstein 3 4.41
Madeleine Albright 2 2.94
Mickey Rourke 2 2.94
Michael Berryman (The Hills Have Eyes) 1 1.47
Pete Burns (Dead or Alive rock band) 1 1.47
Phyllis Diller 1 1.47
Willem Dafoe 1 1.47
11. Which DCDB poster would be first to join Obama's Brown Shirts?
Jerry Gray 16 13.11
Brian Patton 10 8.20
Gumby 10 8.20
DM 8 6.56
Lil' Missy 7 5.74
Old Me 7 5.74
Stomp Out Ignorance 7 5.74
Anna 6 4.92
Former Gardener 6 4.92
Foxtown 6 4.92
Herbwoman 6 4.92
Maggie 5 4.10
Miss Upright 5 4.10
SciGuy 5 4.10
Curly Sue 4 3.28
Hefty Lefty 4 3.28
Mighty Righty 4 3.28
Peter 3 2.46
Blindfolded Right wingers 1 0.82
Mr. Right 1 0.82
Politico 1 0.82
12. What Dickenson County needs ...
Coalfields Expressway 24 13.04
Wal-Mart 22 11.96
New Congressman 13 7.07
Reinstatement of High School Band 13 7.07
Better Government 12 6.52
Get rid of drugs 12 6.52
God 11 5.98
Magic Mart 8 4.35
Whorehouse 8 4.35
Consolidation 7 3.80
Government WITH an imagination 7 3.80
Jobs, jobs & more jobs 7 3.80
A new Commenwealth Attorney 6 3.26
good local restaurant 6 3.26
Movie Theatre 5 2.72
Numbers 2,7,11, and 17 5 2.72
Skateboard Park 3 1.63
theater by the people and for the people 3 1.63
dcwin 2 1.09
Education Overhaul 2 1.09
Taco Bell 2 1.09
Carter Stanley Museum 1 0.54
County Leaders Who Actually Work...Not on Public Assistance 1 0.54
Race track 1 0.54
RV Park 1 0.54
strip club 1 0.54
we need a ymca 1 0.54
13. What to do about the drug problem?
Education and rehab 9 22.50
Closer scrutiny of Dr.'s and Pharmacy's. 7 17.50
Leave em alone. The gene pool needs cleaning. 7 17.50
More community involvement in the problem. 7 17.50
Give em a truck load of OC's. 4 10.00
Smoke em if you got em 4 10.00
Economic development 1 2.50
More police officers. 1 2.50
Arm all the citizens. 0 0.00
14. Is a Skateboard Park needed?
Yes 13 72.22
No 4 22.22
YMCA 1 5.56
15. Who's the top neocon Conspiracy Nutty Buddy?
TBA 25 53.19
Mr. Right 11 23.40
Fat Freddy's Cat 3 6.38
Mighty Righty 3 6.38
Harry Jay 2 4.26
Politico 2 4.26
J Boyd 1 2.13
16. Who's most gullible & hopeful Democrat conspiracy nut job?
Danny 8 21.62
Gumby 6 16.22
Herbwoman 5 13.51
Lil' Missy 5 13.51
Peter 5 13.51
Old Me 4 10.81
Unnamed Democrat Nut Job 3 8.11
Former Gardener 1 2.70
Foxtown 0 0.00
Hefty Lefty 0 0.00
Maggie 0 0.00
Miss Upright 0 0.00
SciGuy 0 0.00
17. Where would you put Clintwood if You could put it somewhere else?
Haysi 9 45.00
Trammel 4 20.00
Leave It Where It Is! 3 15.00
The Moon! 3 15.00
Kentucky 1 5.00
Alabama 0 0.00
Buchanan County 0 0.00
Georgia 0 0.00
Northern Virginia 0 0.00
North Carolina 0 0.00
Maryland 0 0.00
Ohio 0 0.00
Russell County 0 0.00
Tennessee 0 0.00
West Virginia 0 0.00
Wise County 0 0.00
18. safety in our schools
Armed teachers 8 66.67
security guards or metal detectors 3 25.00
Students who are able to defend themselves without threat of prosecution or expulsion 1 8.33
19. Do we Keep Dcwin???
Yes 8 80.00
No 2 20.00
20. Who is the most mean-spirited poster?
Lil' Missy 4 13.33
Danny 3 10.00
Gumby 3 10.00
Herbwoman 3 10.00
Old Me 3 10.00
Stomp Out Ignorance 3 10.00
Diana 2 6.67
Harry Jay 2 6.67
Mr. Right 2 6.67
Observer 2 6.67
Outraged 2 6.67
Politico 1 3.33
Fat Freddy 0 0.00
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