Need a laugh??? "Female Comebacks"

by Old Soul (thought I posted this already, but here

FEMALE COMEBACKS

     Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
     Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

     Man: Is this seat empty?
     Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

     Man: Your place or mine?
     Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

     Man: So, what do you do for a living?
     Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

     Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
     Woman: Do not enter.

     Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
     Woman: Unfertilized.

     Man: Your body is like a temple.
     Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

     Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
     Woman: But would you stay there?

     Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
     Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Posted on May 20, 1999, 6:12 PM
from IP address 205.188.197.33

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i was right..i did post it twice! oh well sorry about that! nt. Old Soul, May 20, 1999
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