The lighter side of the financial crisis
[1] A trader: "This is worse than a divorce. I've lost half my net worth and I still have a wife."
[2] President Bush said clients shouldn't be concerned by all these bank closings. If the bank is closed, you just use the ATM, he said.
[3] George Bush said that he is saddened to hear about the demise of Lehman brothers His thoughts at this time go out to their mother as losing one son is hard but losing two is a tragedy.
[4] The problem with investment bank balance sheets is that on the left side nothing is right and on the right side nothing is left.
[5] What do you call 12 investment bankers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
[6] Why are all MBAs going back to school? To ask for their money back.
[7] For Geography students: What's the capital of Iceland? Answer: About Three Pounds Fifty...
[8] What's the difference between a bond and a bond trader? A bond matures.
[9] Lehman have changed their recommendation on Lehman from hold to sell.
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