http:// vs. htps://


Subject: Difference between http & https

Maybe you already knew this, but I thought it was important enough to send even if you already know.

FIRST, MANY PEOPLE ARE UNAWARE OF
**The main difference between http:// and https:// is all about keeping you secure**

HTTP stands for HyperText Transport Protocol, which is just a fancy way of saying it's a protocol (a language, in a manner of speaking) for information to be passed back and forth between web servers and clients. The important thing is the letter S which makes the difference between HTTP and HTTPS.

The S (big surprise) stands for "Secure". If you visit a website or webpage, and look at the address in the web browser, it will likely begin with the following:

http://. This means that the website is talking to your browser using the regular 'unsecure' language. In other words, it is possible for someone to "eavesdrop" on your computer's conversation with the website. If you fill out a form on the website, someone might see the information you send to that site.

This is why you never ever enter your credit card number in an http website! But if the web address begins with https://, that basically means your computer is talking to the website in a secure code that no one can eavesdrop on.

You understand why this is so important, right?

If a website ever asks you to enter your credit card information, you should automatically look to see if the web address begins with https://. If it doesn't, there's no way you're going to enter sensitive information like a credit card number.

information is(You may save someone a lot of grief.)

EAR HAIR

Mon, January 12, 2009 12:35

My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the
veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He cleaned
both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell
the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to
the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears
once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover.

At the register the druggist tells her, "If you're going to use this
under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days." The lady says: "I'm
not using it under my arms."

The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a
couple of days."

The lady says: "I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know,
I'm using it on my schnauzer."

The druggist says: "Stay off your bicycle for a week."

"Union Rules & Hookers"


Sat, February 14, 2009 13:37 Union Rules & Hookers----



A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention
in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.
When he got to the first one, he asked the
Madam, "Is this a union house? "

"No," she replied, "I 'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down
the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.
His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the
Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house .

We observe all union rules."

The man asked, "And if I pay you $100,
what cut do the girls get?"

"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" the union man said.

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room,
and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.



"I'd like her," he said.


"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam.

Then she gestured to a 92-yea
r old woman in the corner, "but Ethel
here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules,
she's next."



"Wishing you good things today and always!"

Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
**********

Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U
Continue to do so.

**********

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
**********
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one?"
**********

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles..
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

**********

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap..

**********

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father
hadn't left me a fortune?" .
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT
YOU A FORTUNE"
**********

Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." **********

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: " Billionaire" **********

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

**********

A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?" .He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor.