Got a possum now searching for ideas. Anyone have any good possum jokes?

He is a hillbilly possum named Cletus Possum.

On any of our product photos you can click on them and it takes you to back pages full of ideas and jokes.

If you find more good possum jokes, email them to me and I'll add them to that list.

Thanks.

Ax

You may need a hip teenager to decipher some of these terms.One could have a character who is the President of a possum posse called Prime Possum. Actually Possum Pete is really a "poser" in a hop-hip(sic) band. One could compile a glossary of hip hop terms; twist them around and have the hip possum vent figure being patient with the straight, conservative human. Goodness, this sound like something the fabulous Ronn Lucas could nail! Ron Crowley

My possum is called, "Cuz". and he is a country type character. He always talks about having a party under the Porty John nearby . The last time he was there, they were having a Super Bowl party. And someone spoiled it by sitting on the punch bowl!
Then he'll talk about losing cousin Clem on the Interstate and does the impression of a possum hit and rolled over on its back dead.
Gets laughs.
Just my 2 cents.
Tom