Hi...anyone with ideas for the Axtell Cow?

I was also wondering, I noticed the cow has this pink thing...I think its for milking the cow? Does that mean the Axtell cow is female?

What do I do if I want it to be male? Can that part be removed?

Thanks

Wanlu

Wanlu, you have opened the door for some serious puns here! I won't even go into the "how to turn a female cow into a bull" idea!

Use the word MOO in as many words as you can in a skit.
What do you like to do in your spare time?
Go to the MOOvies.
Would you like to go after the show?
I'm not in the MOOd. (or something about MOOd music.)

MOOve over.
MOOving van.
I like to stand in the MOOnshine.
Favorite story: The cow who jumped over the MOOn.

Look up cheese jokes.
Milk it for all it's worth!

The cow joined the fitness center. She likes that machine where you put a belt around you and it shakes you. Why? Are you losing weight? No. Too many milkshakes!

That pink thing is called the udder.
Udder ridiculous.
Udder disaster.
Love one an udder.
Don't look at me! Blame it on the udders!

What gives milk every morning and has one horn? A milk truck!

My uncle once died drinking milk. The cow fell on him. (I warned you not to read this!)

What's black and white and red all over. A cow with a sunburn.

Why do cows stick their head through the fence to eat? The grass is always greener on the other side. You could tell a story of how she once got her head caught in the fence and talk about being satisfied with what you have.

Are you a heifer? I'm a hoofer! I like to dance.

Have the cow wear a sign that says, Eat chicken or Hamburgers should be made out of ham! She could threaten to sue for false advertising.

Squeeze her horns and make a horn sound ventriloquially. (High pitched hi-huh!)

Has anyone HERD any other puns for cows?

Wow I just saw a whole flock of Cows....

(correcting) Herd.

Heard what?

Herd of Cows.

Well Sure I've heard of cows....I just saw a whole flock of them.

Ax

Just had another thought for the cow. Tell the kids you are really excited because you were able to bring your dog Spot with you today! Spot is a great dog! She is a little strange, however. She likes to eat grass. And her bark sounds really funny, but I'm trying to teach her to eat dog food and to bark like this. Woof, woof!

Then bring out the cow. The kids will explain that it isn't a dog.
"You're not a dog?"
(shakes its head)
"And that's why you don't go woof! Woof!?"
(nods its head)
"Well, what sound do you make?"
"Meow!"
"You're right, boys and girls. She's a cat!"

Great stuff!!! thanks Tony and Steve

BTW, I just found out that Cow=female and Bull=male

Wanlu, you could remove the teats (it's a female cow) but she would find it udderly confusing...