I was wondering if anyone had any ideas on a "Not a Puppet, a..." names. Like, for instane, Taylor Mason uses "Manican American". Ronn Lucas uses "Nerf Person". I need one of my own! Please Help. if you have an idea, please post it. thanks

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how about box bird?

Mark, I don't Understand. What do you mean by "Box Bird" Thanks to all of you. Your Info was very helpful! thanks again

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I'm sure these have all been used before somewhere....

Rubber American
Latex American
Independently Challenged
Naked Hand Covering

I'm not a puppet. I'm a channel for those disembodied voices in your head.

I'm a channel for the voices in your head.

I'm not a puppet. I'm a schizophrenics best friend.
I'm not a puppet. I'm H.R. Puff-n-fluff.
I'm not a puppet. I'm not even here. The audience is just high.
I'm not a puppet. I am a stork trying to deliver a BIG baby.
I'm not a puppet. I am a tumor that evolved.
I'm not a puppet. I am the voice of the silent minority.
I'm not a puppet. I am the reason people become vegetarians.