I just won the Larry Cucumber Axtell puppet on ebay. People occasionally ask for him. As a paid professional I can't legally use him, so if anyone wants to pay for my bid I'll have it shipped to you instead of me. Total cost for puppet and shipping is $36 if you live in the USA. Absurdly cheap!

Larry has moved to Canada.

....or frozen pickle. Larry the Mounty rides again.

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Larry moved to Canada because he wanted to be as cool as a cucumber.