F: Did you see the headline in today's newspaper?
V: No. What did it say?
F: It said baby born with full moustache.
V: You have got to be kidding me!
F: Nope! The headline said, BABY BORN WITH FULL MOUSTACHE! MOTHER TICKLED TO DEATH DURING DELIVERY!
We won't even talk about the boy who was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.
Ron Crowley
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Finally, I don't get a Borders joke
September 21 2008, 4:02 AM
Okay, so I got the foundation joke between baby ..moustache ...tickle..mother. It's so early, yet I don't see the same link between baby..mother..and silver spoon.
Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
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