Every time I go to the chat room, I'm aaaaaallllll alone... where is everybody?

You must be on at a different time. The rest of them go online just after they shave. 'course I wasn't on..talk you say..lordy..chat..I thought it was a French cat!.
I'm after feeling left out.
Right..here's a joke for an ex-copper who probably when asked what you call a thousand lawyers at the bottom of the sea replies...a good start.
Well, as the story goes a rental Santa walked into a solicitor's office and asked about the lawyer's rates.
"150 for three questions",
Santa replied, "isn't that awfully steep?"
The barrister replied, " Yes it is. And what was your third question?"

And now we have chatted.