Dougie: Why so glum Steve?
Steve: "She who must be obeyed" signed me up for private ballroom dancing lessons today.
Dougie: I've seen you dance. It's more like bawl room dancing.
Steve: Gee, thanks little buddy.You don't have to rub it in. I know I've got two left feet.
Dougie: Hey Steve I bet that makes it hard to buy a pair of shoes eh?
Steve: Be kind. The situation is bad enough without your comments.
Dougie: It can't be that bad it's only dance lessons.
Steve: Yes I know, but "She who must be obeyed" said that we could get the dance lessons instead of giving
each other Christmas presents.
Dougie: What's wrong with that?
Steve: I was kinda hoping "She" would give me Fred the Fried Turkey for a Christmas gift.
Dougie: Well Steve, knowing how to ball room dance is a gift that keeps on giving.
Steve: You're right again little buddy. I was going to buy "Fred" anyway.
Dougie: And they call me the dummy!
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