Consider sending Christmas cards to all of the places you have been in the past two years. If you can custom print them so you have a pic of you and your Axtell puppet(s), that would be best. Include a holiday joke. (Make it funny.)

V: When I was a child we looked forward to hanging our stockings by the fireplace.
F: Today we use a clothes dryer!
V: During the night we expected a silent visitor.
F: That's why we have a burglar alarm.
V: We left some milk out for him.
F: Is it a cat?
V: And he would put something in our stockings.
F: I hope it's odor eaters.
V: If we had been GOOD boys and girls...
F: Which were you?
V: If I had been a GOOD boy...
F: (pause) Why are you looking at me like that?
V: There might be something lying under the tree.
F: Dead leaves?
V: Under the Christmas tree.
F: Oh.
V: I would find a box with my name on it.
F: Was it ticking?
V: It was a present from Santa Claus.
F: Who's he?
V: He comes from the North Pole.
F: Wow! That's a long way to go to take back a gift!

WHEN I WAS A CHILD WE LOOKED FORWARD TO HANGING OUR STOCKINGS ON THE FIREPLACE
YEAH, AND THE FOLLOWING MORNING YOU'D FIND THEM MISSING
DURING THE NIGHT WE'D EXPECT A SILENT VISITOR
YEAH, SO YOU SAT UP ALL NIGHT KEEPING AN EYE ON THE FEW THINGS YOU OWNED
I'D LEAVE SOME MILK AND COOKIES OUT FOR HIM
AND YOU'D FIND A NOTE THAT SAID 'WHAT, NO STEAK AND POTATOES?'
AND HE'D PUT SOMETHING IN OUR STOCKINGS
WHAT WAS IT? A ROTTEN TOMATOE AND SOME ROCKS?
IF I WAS A GOOD BOY
YOU'D PUT YOUR PARENTS INTO SHOCK
THERE WOULD BE SOMETHING UNDER THE TREE
YEAH! I COULD GUESS WHO... WHAT?
A BOX WITH MY NAME ON IT
YOU BETTER PUT IT IN A TUB OF WATER
IT WAS A PRESENT FROM SANTA
WHO'S THAT?
HE COMES FROM THE NORTH POLE
A LONG WAY TO GO TO HAVE TO RETURN A GIFT...

This would make a great comedy lesson. Take a straight man, funny man skit and change the funny man lines. Good job! I especially liked
IF I WAS A GOOD BOY
YOU'D PUT YOUR PARENTS INTO SHOCK