Hey If I drink soda and get too much gas I can burp, but how do you burp on call I have tried so many different things is there a guarenteed way everytime...I have always had trouble doing that at will, once I tried doing it at Will when I was 7 years old and I was punished... sounds like a grossed out question but believe me its legitimate, I want to learn that magic part of vent.

Will is getting really tired of people burping at him. But, if you'd like more information then just hit the search button and type burp, then select the match button. Burps have "come up" before on this forum and you'll find more info than you can stomach. Try it! It's a gas!

I just take a big swallow of air and let her loose..... how unladylike! My baby burps on cue, now if I could get her to ___(have gas) on cue!
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Robin Bremer
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You see that is the problem I want to teach myself to have gas on cue or does it happen and then you adlib..So much to learn and so little time...

I can only say the same as Robbin...Swallow air. I know it sounds weird and it's like telling someone to put their lips together and blow to whistle but...It's all I can say. Umm, try burping BACKWARDS...that will take the air inside and then let 'er rip. I've always been a big ol' bag o' gas, so I never really needed to LEARN...hah oops did I just say that. Or, honestly, get a burp machine...Wait, do they make those? I know they make FART machines....Oh well...Hey if you could do THAT on command...wait...no...BAD TRICK!

Ok here is the delema I have tryed sucking in air or even swallowing air but still no results, now I do have a solution to this if it exists, There is a whoopi cushion for rear end gas is there such a gizmo for gas in the form of a belch?
THE BELSHES HAVE GOT IT
N Jay

I spent my childhood learning NOT to burp. Ax

Frankly, N'Jay, I would pass on the burping and the flatulant remarks. It is almost impossible to do a burp in good taste. One shouldn't welch on a bet, nor belch on a set!