I'll be at Fort Lewis,Wa., in a pilot program sponsored by AAFES November 26 - Dec. 24). I'll be appearing around the post (hospital, schools, units, organizations and even homes) and at the Main PX. This is the first time this idea has been tried and I'm proud (not humble) that I was chosen because of my vent and magic abilities. (By the way, it pays REALLY good). Get fat, grow a white beard and get ready for next year... if I succeed, there will be a whole new market opening up.

I am already fat but growing a white beard i can do without the stage beards work just as well some look even better.

Some fake beards look better, perhaps, but businesses want real beards.