|November 22 2009, 7:35 PM |
Who is the tooth fairy?
(It's your grandmother. She gets those teeth and puts them in a glass by the side of her bed.)
How old are you?
(I'm old enough to be your grandfather's grandfather.)
Where do babies come from?
(Well, I was made in China.)
Were you ever in any wars?
(Yes, and my wife always won.)
If you could go back in time and change anything in history, what would it be?
Did you respect your elders when you were young?
(I still do!)