This is the official Meerkat thread. (Link from the Meerkat page)
http://www.axtell.com/meerkat.html

Please share your ideas here.

You'd have to have a joke about getting a black eye.

Team him up with this guy for a rendition of a certain Lion King tune:
http://www.axtell.com/horton.html

Or a parody of said song.


Since meerkats dig burrows like prairie dogs, how bout getting a little miner's cap for him, or a pair of binoculars, as they are forever on the alert. I can easily see Christian allegories made for ministry purposes based on "shining light in the darkness" (miner's cap) or "keeping a faithful eye towards God"/"watch out for temptation" (binoculars).

New Meerkat Video

Meerkat

I'm a mean, lean fighting machine
And I owe all these sh-sh-shakes to d-d-drinking caffeine.

Each morning I have two cups of coffee at six.
When nine o'clock strikes (ding-ding-ding, ding-ding-ding, ding-ding-ding) I drink one more for kicks!
For lunch I have colas with caffeine galore!
At dinner I drink down two more, that's for sure!

I'm a mean, lean fighting machine
And I owe all these sh-sh-shakes to d-d-drinking caffeine.

wow! i received the meerkat just today, it is very well done i love it.

the meerkat is amazing, i used him in a show at my temple and everyone loved him