I have performed Art-O-Matic for years with my large and small Axtell drawing boards.

Anyway I came up with a funny response / line to the part of the routine where "Mark" says... I'm Not Going Anywhere....and I respond with "That's what Conan O'Brian said". I've done it twice with that line and it gets a BIG laugh. Feel free to use this but not in Tucson, AZ.

Great line George! Very topical and funny.,
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I changed the line a bit:

When they recording says "I'm not going anywhere"
I say "Thats what Conan O'Brian said and look what happend to him.

It gets a BIG laugh, like I wrote.

Good job looking for the subtle changes! I have done some scripts for YEARS and should review them and see about how to change them. The other day I was teaching students to say, "That makes me feel mad" instead of "I hate you! or I don't like you!" Then I have someone demonstrate the mad look. "Like a wrestler on TV!"

I've said that for years. But the other day I added words for them. You can even talk like a wrestler. "I'm gonna tear you up and throw you down!" Or is that? "I'm gonna tear you down and throw you up!"

It got a big laugh where I've never had one before.