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ROUTINES: Rabbit

May 2 2011 at 2:41 PM
Chris Wintter 
from IP address 74.229.139.216

Me: Hello everyone, I'm Chris Wintter, The Mystical Magician. I want to include a bunny in my magic show so I recently advertised in The Times Picayune for a bunny, and I had 1 bunny respond to my ad. I'd like to interview him now, would that be OK?
AUDIENCE RESPONDS: "YES"
I bring out my Rabbit Puppet
ME: Well hello, Why don't we start our interview with you telling everyone your name.
Wacky: Hi everyone, I'm Wacky Rabbit.
Me: I'm sorry to interview you in front of such a large audience, but I figure it would be OK since you are applying for a job as a magicians assistant.
Wacky: Oh that's OK, I'm actually use to being in front of a larger group of people.
Me: WOW! REALLY?
Wacky: Yea, It actually started when I was young. I was the oldest bunny in my family.
Me: How many brothers and sisters do you have?
Wacky: 132----A PAUSE----and counting
Me: Gee, I can't even imagine that.
Wacky: Yea, with me being the oldest, my Mom and Dad wanted me to bunny sit all the time.
Me: That must have been hard?
Wacky: Yea, it was a hare raising experience.
Me: I know I couldn't do that.
Wacky: That is why I hopped away from home as soon as I was old enough.
Me: I guess so.
Wacky: That is when I got my first job.
Me: What was your first job.
Wacky: Working at a dog track. It was a horrible job.
Me: What did you do there?
Wacky: I was the bunny that all those dogs chased.
Me: I had no idea they used a real bunny.
Wacky: Me either.
Me: How long did you have that job?
Wacky: I quit after the first race.
Me: Well I guess so. What did you do next?
Wacky: I got a job working for a magician.
Me: How long did you work for him?
Wacky: 3 years.
Me: Why did you quit working for him?
Wacky: I didn't quit, I got fired.
Me: Why?
Wacky: I got too big for his hat.
Me: I'm sorry to hear that.
Wacky: Oh that's OK, he wasn't very good anyway.
Me: I wonder if I know him, what is his name?
Wacky: David Copperfield
Me: WOW! What did you do after that?
Wacky: Well I got a job interview with some ventriloquist guy in Vegas.
Me: Did you get a job with him?
Wacky: No, but I think he had something against rabbits though.
Me: Why do you say that?
Wacky: Because the star of his show is a tortoise.
Me: Oh you mean Winston, and the ventriloquist guy was Terry Fator.
Wacky: Yea, that's the guys name.
Me: What did you do after that?
Wacky: I got a part time job this past Easter.
Me: Doing what?
Wacky: Helping the Easter bunny.
Me; How did that go?
Wacky: Not to good.
Me: Why?
Wacky: Well the first house I get to, I go down the chimney and I get dirty. Then I'm looking all over the house for the Easter Tree. Next, I almost get eaten alive by their dog. Then when I finally hopped up the chimney, there is no sleigh.
Me: I think you got Easter mixed up with Christmas.
Wacky: Maybe so.
Me: What did the Easter bunny tell you?
Wacky: He fired me on the spot.
Me: And I guess that brings us to today?
Wacky: Yea.
Me: Well how do you think you can help me and my magic show?
Wacky: I learned several magic tricks when I worked for that Copperfield guy.
Me: Great! Did you bring them today?
Wacky: I sure did. Would you like me to do them now?
Me: How about it everyone? Would you like to see Wacky do some magic?
THEN WACKY DOES SEVERAL MAGIC TRICKS.


    
This message has been edited by axtell from IP address 76.173.204.92 on May 3, 2011 12:12 PM


 

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