...Just before I popped in here I was actually sayin' to myself: God damn I hate Twitter. There's nothing fucking novel about Twitter whatsoever. We've been "twittering" on this here forum (and its predecessors) since '99 for fuck's sake. And now a perfectly good word in the English language has gone straight down the shitter on account of a retarded fad that'll just fizzle out in a couple of years like FaceBook and MySpace.
The more things change, the more they stay the same. But I've changed. I've kissed off Microsoft for good and gotten a MacBook. Change you can believe in.