We're Almost There - jokeMay 31 2010 at 3:52 PM
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A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in town. The wife was very excited about this, and wanted everything to be perfect.
At the very last minute, she realized that she didnt have any escargot (sauteed snails) for this dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucket she was handing him, to gather some snails.
Very grudgingly he agreed. He took the bucket, walked out the door, down the steps, and out to the beach.
As he was collecting the snails, he noticed a beautiful woman strolling alongside the water just a little further down the beach. He kept thinking to himself, Wouldnt it be great if she would even just come down and TALK to me!
He went back to gathering the snails. All of a sudden he looked up, and the beautiful woman was standing right over him. They got to talking, and she invited him back to her place.
They were at her apartment a ways down the beach, and they started messing around. It got so hot and heavy, he was exhausted afterwards, and passed out there.
At seven oclock the next morning he woke up and exclaimed, Oh, no!!! My wifes dinner party!!!
He gathered all his clothes, put them on real fast, grabbed his bucket, and ran out the door. He ran down the beach all the way to his apartment. He ran up the stairs of his apartment.
He was in such a hurry that when he got to the top of the stairs, he dropped the bucket of snails. There were snails all down the stairs.
The door opened just then, with a very angry wife standing in the doorway wondering where hes been all this time. He looked at the snails all down the steps, then he looked at her, then back at the snails and said: Come on, guys, were almost there!