3- guys come across a doughnut shop and notice a sign that says "SPECIAL OF THE DAY...One at a time)" so with that the first guy goes in. 10 minutes later he comes out with a big smile on his face.
"So what happened? the other 2 asked.
The man replied, "Dang, I went in and there were these 3 fine ass ladies..."
"Yeah, yeah" said the other 2, eager to find out what went on."...They told me to take off my pants..."
"uh-huh,-uh-huh"
"...and they made me lay on this table..."
"mm-hmm"
"...they undressed me until I was fully naked..."
"uh-huh"
"...well, then...they went down there...and they put a doughnut..."
"whaaat...?"
"...and they put the whipped cream..."
"and then, and then?"
"...and the chocolate..."
"ooooh"
"...and the sprinkles..."
"and then? and then?"
"...and they ate it!!! It felt sooo good!!"
"Oh my goodness I cant wait!" said the other 2.
The second guy goes in and comes out with the same smile and the same amazing story.
Finally, the 3rd guy goes in and 2 minutes later he comes out looking down and sad.
"what happened dude?" the other 2 asked.
the man looked up at them with his sad face and said, They didn't have cheerios."
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