A couple is getting ready for bed.
After being in bed for a while the husband gets up again, goes to the bathroom, and comes back with a glass of water and two aspirins. He
gives the water and the aspirins to his wife;
surprised she asks: What are those for?
The husband says, They are for you.
His wife says, Why? I dont have a headache.
The husband turns to her and says, Gotcha!