I think my wife is selling drugs! Yesterday I was running a little bit late for work and the phone rang. I answered it. Before I could say anything a male voice on the line said, Hey honey is that DOPE gone yet?
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How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares!!!
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A man walks into a bar and finds a Genie in a lamp. The Genie will only grant him one wish. The man wishes to be a million times smarter than any man on earth. POOF the Genie turns him into a woman!
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Q: Why do men have slits in their underware?
A: So they can get oxygen to their brains.
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Q: How can you tell if a man is sexually active?
A: He's breathing!
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