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sound familiar WB?

June 20 2012 at 7:14 AM
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During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my

physical activity level.

I described a typical day this way:

"Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk,

About 7km, through some pretty rough terrain.

I waded along the edge of a lake.

I pushed my way through brambles.

I got sand in my shoes and my eyes

I avoided standing on a snake.

I climbed several rocky hills.

I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees.

The mental stress of it all left me shattered.

At the end of it all I drank eight beers".

Inspired by the story, the doctor said,

"You must be one hell of an outdoors man!"

"No," I replied, "I'm just a shit golfer".

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