Three businessmen were sitting in a bar discussing how dumb their wives were.
The first bloke said. My wifes that stupid, last week she went to the supermarket
And bought $30O worth of meat because it was on special.And we don't have a
fridge large enough to keep it all in.
The second bloke agrees she sounds pretty thick. Then adds, I think my wife is thicker.
Just last week, she went out and spent $17,000 on a new car and she doesnt even drive.
The third blond bloke nods in agreement, with the other two blokes, and says,by gee
They both take a lot of beating, but I think my wife is dumber. And I must say I laugh
at what my wife did just two weeks ago, when I think about it.he chuckles.
Last week she left for four weeks holiday in Greece, and she packed six boxes of condoms
In her luggage, and she doesnt even have a dick!