An elderly man called WB, has been stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
WB replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about gambling, alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture
at this time of night?"
WB replies, "That would be my wife."