Tom and Tim, both gay, were traveling on a plane.
"Dude, what if we had sex?" asks Tom? "Are you crazy? Here, on the plane? It would be awkward, everyone would watch us doing it," said Tim. "Nobody is paying attention to anything. Watch this."
Tom stands up and asks loudly, "Could I please have a magazine?" Nobody looks at him. Everyone is sleeping, reading or looking out the window. "They really wouldn't notice then, would they?" said Tim.
So Tom and Tim have wild sex on the plane. Later, when the plane arrives to the airport and the people are leaving, the flight attendant sees an old man who puked all over his shirt and pants.
"Sir, you should've asked for a bag!" "I didn't dare" whispered the old man. "A few rows ahead I saw a man asking for a magazine and he got fucked in the ass..."