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Wb & Greenhouse go barhopping

May 6 2017 at 3:47 AM
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One night WB & Greenhouse were wandering the town trying to get drinks, but between the two of them, they only had a dollar and change. So the Greenhouse says, "Hey, I've got an idea - we put our money together and buy a hot dog."

The WB, looking at him puzzled, says, "What the hell? I don't want a hot dog; I want a goddamn drink!"

The Greenhouse says, "I know. We buy the hot dog, stick it down the front of my pants, go into a bar and order our drinks. When the bartender tells us the price, you drop to your knees and suck the hot dog like you're sucking my dick - and the bartender will throw us out and we won't have to pay for anything!"

The WB says, "Well, it sounds like a good enough idea to me."

So they buy the hot dog and Greenhouse sticks it down his pants. They go into a bar, order two whiskeys, and when the bartender tells them the price, the WB drops to his knees and sucks on the hot dog. The bartender throws them out and tells them not to come back.

TheY go on to hit 19 bars. Finally, WB says, "We've got to switch places 'cause my knees hurt from dropping to the floor."

The Greenhouse says, "You think that's bad? I lost the hot dog in the third bar!"


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