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  • A Wise Businessman Once Said...7 quotes
    • greenhouse1 (no login)
      Posted Mar 17, 2011 6:06 PM

      "Average sex is better than being a billionaire." - Ted Turner, founder of CNN

      "I decided that law was the exact opposite of sex: even when it was good it was lousy." - Mortimer Zuckerman, owner, New York Daily News

      "If you were a jerk before, you'll be a bigger jerk with a billion dollars." - Warren Buffet, investor

      "It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the navy." - Steve Jobs, Apple

      "So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work." - Peter Drucker, management guru

      "The best way to steal from a bank is to own one." - Robin Korthals, Pres. of TD Bank during 80s S&L scandals

      "What do you do when your competitor's drowning? Get a live hose and stick it in his mouth." - Ray Kroc, founder of McDonald's
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