smartMarch 2 2011 at 11:34 AM
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A man boarded a plane and sat down next to a very attractive blonde. As the journey was very long, the blonde started to get tired. Soon she turned away from the man to go to sleep.
He wanted to strike up a conversation with her and before she could fall asleep he said to her, let's play a game to pass the time. She was so sleepy, she declined.
Unable to contain himself anymore, he nudged her again and said, let's play a questions and answers game then. If you guess the answer then I'll give you $5. If I guess your answer, I'll give you back the $5.
She's still wasn't interested, so he upped the stakes. He said ok, if you guess right I'll give you $500, if I guess right, I just get $5.
This aroused her interest and they played the game. He asked her a question and she got it right, so he gave her $5. She then asked him a question, what goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down with 4?
He Googled it, he couldn't find the answer. He scratched his head and after much thought, in the end gave up.
He said to her I have no idea what goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down with 4, so here is your $500.
She said thanks and turned over to go to sleep. He said you can't just leave me here thinking of the answer, you have to let me know what it is.
She turned back and said I have no idea either and gave him $5.
Who said blondes were dumb?
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|March 2 2011, 1:58 PM |
Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin,
Orders three pints of Guinness & sits in the corner of the room,
Drinking a sip out of each pint in turn.
When he had finished all three, He went back to the bar & ordered three more.
The barman says, "You know a pint goes flat soon after I pull it ......... Your pint would taste better if you bought one at a time."
Patrick replies, "Well now, I have two brodders, one is in America ; & de odder in Australia ; & here I am in Dublin .. When we all left home, we promised dat we'd drink dis way to remember de days we all drank togedder."
The barman admits that this is a nice custom & says no more.
Patrick becomes a regular customer, & always drinks the same way ....... Ordering three pints & drinking a sip out of each in turn, until they are finished.
One day, he comes in & orders just two pints.
All the other regulars in the bar notice! & fall silent.
When he goes back to the bar for the second round,
The barman says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief (assuming one brother had died) but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."
Patrick looks confused for a moment, then the penny drops & he starts to laugh,
"Oh no," he says, " everyone is fine!
Tis me, .................. I've