I dont know what well do without you, but we are certainly going to try!
We told everyone you are leaving because of illness. The truth is, Im sick of you.
Its not that you arent a responsible worker. In fact, youve been responsible for more disasters than any one else in the place.
Today Im going to mix business and pleasure. Youre fired!
Ive got good news for you. You wont have to worry about being late for work ever again.
Tell me how long have you been with us not counting tomorrow?