Bagpipe vs Onion - jokeApril 21 2012 at 11:26 PM
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Question: What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?
Answer: Nobody cries when you chop up a bagpipe!
School Zone - jokeNo score for this post
|April 22 2012, 1:06 AM |
An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate.
The officer, thinking the radar was in error, drove by again; even more slowly. Another flash. He did it again for a third time, at an even slower speed. Same result.
This guy must have screwed up the settings, the off-duty officer thought.
A few weeks later, when he received the violations in the mail, he discovered three traffic tickets: each for not wearing a seat belt!
Mom's Time Out - jokeNo score for this post
|April 22 2012, 2:30 AM |
My Parents had not been out together in quite some time.
One Saturday, as Mom was finishing the dinner dishes, my father stepped up behind her.
Would you like to go out, girl? he asked.
Not even turning around, my mother quickly replied, Oh, yes, Id love to!
They had a wonderful evening, and it wasnt until the end of it that Dad confessed.
His question had actually been directed to the family dog, lying near Moms feet on the kitchen floor.
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