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knock, knock

June 8 2012 at 7:11 AM
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There was a knock on the door this morning.

I opened it to find a young man standing there who said: "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness ."

I said "Come in and sit down."

I offered him coffee and asked, "What do you want to talk about?"

He said, "Buggered if I know, I've never got this far before.



















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knock, knock

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June 8 2012, 7:13 AM 


If you've ever had an Indian taxi driver you'll love this.......

A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi at an Adelaide Cab Rank.

The Indian driver opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the Cab.

"What's wrong with you, haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"

"I'll not be staring at you, lady, I am telling you, that would not be proper, not where I am coming from".


"Well if you're not staring at me, what are you doing then?"

"Well, I am looking and looking, and I am thinking to myself, where is this lady keeping the money to be paying me with." [linked image]

 
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The Urinal

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June 8 2012, 7:16 AM 

Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a get acquainted tour of the White House.

After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked outgoing President Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.

When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see that President Clinton had a solid gold urinal!

That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. Just think,' he said, 'when I am President, I too could have a gold urinal. But I wouldn't do something so self-indulgent!

Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of the fact that, in his private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.

That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled, and said to Bill:

I found out who pissed in your saxophone.

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How I Get Rid Of Them

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June 9 2012, 12:39 AM 

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