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Happy Birthday Chief

January 3 2017 at 1:10 PM
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Sally  (Login sallysallysally)
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Have a great day Chief!, [linked image] [linked image] [linked image]

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Sally
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coupl'a lil jokes for Chief, seeing it's his big day

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January 3 2017, 2:12 PM 

Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs

Mary had another skirt
twas split right up the front
…but she didn’t wear that one very often


Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it’s ass
and turned it’s wool to nylon

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there’s little Franky.

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.


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With a puzzled look on his face a Native Indian boy asked, "Say, Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm"..??

She told him, "Because he was conceived during a Mighty Storm."
Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower" ..??

She replied, "Well, your father and I were in a Cornfield when we made her."
"And why is my other sister called Moon Child"..??

"We were watching the Moon Landing while she was conceived."
She explained.

The Mother paused for a moment then asked her Son, "Tell me, Ripped Rubber, why are you so curious"..??


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You Can’t spell ADVERTISEMENTS without semen between the tits!...



    
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Happy Birthday Chief ....

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January 3 2017, 8:08 PM 


 
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Chiefnut
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Thanks for the Birthday wishes

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January 3 2017, 9:07 PM 

Let's not forget it's Alaska day. Alaska became a state the day I was born, Yee Hah!!!

 
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