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having a gay old time

May 5 2017 at 9:16 AM
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Sally  (Login sallysallysally)
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Tom and Tim, both gay, were traveling on a plane.

"Dude, what if we had sex?" asks Tom? "Are you crazy? Here, on the plane? It would be awkward, everyone would watch us doing it," said Tim. "Nobody is paying attention to anything. Watch this."

Tom stands up and asks loudly, "Could I please have a magazine?" Nobody looks at him. Everyone is sleeping, reading or looking out the window. "They really wouldn't notice then, would they?" said Tim.

So Tom and Tim have wild sex on the plane. Later, when the plane arrives to the airport and the people are leaving, the flight attendant sees an old man who puked all over his shirt and pants.

"Sir, you should've asked for a bag!" "I didn't dare" whispered the old man. "A few rows ahead I saw a man asking for a magazine and he got fucked in the ass..."

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Sally
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WB doesn't appreciate his early birthday gift

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May 5 2017, 9:18 AM 

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Sally
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Chief's going through a hard patch

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May 5 2017, 9:19 AM 

gay

 
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Sally
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those old movies just aren't the same

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May 5 2017, 9:22 AM 

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Sally
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how to tell

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May 5 2017, 9:26 AM 

go on.... I bet you're all looking now aren't ya? [linked image] [linked image] [linked image] [linked image]


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Chiefnut
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I'm Chinese but haven't told my folks

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May 5 2017, 11:04 AM 


 
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Now your gay

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May 5 2017, 11:05 AM 


 
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How I do it

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May 5 2017, 11:20 AM 


 
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LC
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Chief gets religion

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May 6 2017, 3:56 AM 

religion

 
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LC
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The old china man says

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May 6 2017, 3:58 AM 

china

 
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Another Way Of Telling

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May 5 2017, 5:45 PM 


 
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LC's Walking On The Beach Again ......

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May 5 2017, 5:47 PM 


 
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Yes There Is Such A Thing As A .....

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May 5 2017, 5:54 PM 


 
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LC
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Wb & Greenhouse go barhopping

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May 6 2017, 3:47 AM 



One night WB & Greenhouse were wandering the town trying to get drinks, but between the two of them, they only had a dollar and change. So the Greenhouse says, "Hey, I've got an idea - we put our money together and buy a hot dog."

The WB, looking at him puzzled, says, "What the hell? I don't want a hot dog; I want a goddamn drink!"

The Greenhouse says, "I know. We buy the hot dog, stick it down the front of my pants, go into a bar and order our drinks. When the bartender tells us the price, you drop to your knees and suck the hot dog like you're sucking my dick - and the bartender will throw us out and we won't have to pay for anything!"

The WB says, "Well, it sounds like a good enough idea to me."

So they buy the hot dog and Greenhouse sticks it down his pants. They go into a bar, order two whiskeys, and when the bartender tells them the price, the WB drops to his knees and sucks on the hot dog. The bartender throws them out and tells them not to come back.

TheY go on to hit 19 bars. Finally, WB says, "We've got to switch places 'cause my knees hurt from dropping to the floor."

The Greenhouse says, "You think that's bad? I lost the hot dog in the third bar!"

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