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contradiction in terms

May 9 2017 at 9:47 AM
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Sally
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get in early

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May 9 2017, 9:49 AM 

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Sally
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WB is in good hands here

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May 9 2017, 9:51 AM 

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Sally
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ahhh that warm fuzzy feeling

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May 9 2017, 9:52 AM 

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Sally
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if all else fails...

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May 9 2017, 9:55 AM 

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Sally got him

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May 9 2017, 12:04 PM 


 
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Been frisked before?

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May 9 2017, 12:06 PM 


 
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WB
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When Chief got stopped

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May 9 2017, 2:56 PM 


 
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An Excuse

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May 9 2017, 2:58 PM 


 
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They're just a call away

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May 9 2017, 2:53 PM 


 
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They don't talk ......

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May 9 2017, 3:02 PM 


 
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LC
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The magistrate faces the music

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May 9 2017, 9:07 PM 

When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noises coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.

When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."

He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."

Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."

 
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LC
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Boudreaux & the traffic cop

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May 9 2017, 9:09 PM 

Boudreaux was in New Orleans .

He was patiently waiting and watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing. The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, 'Okay, pedestrians.' Then he'd allow the traffic to pass.

He'd done this several times, and Boudreaux still stood on the sidewalk.

After the cop had shouted, 'Pedestrians!' for the tenth time, Boudreaux went over to him and said, 'Ain't it 'bout time ya let the Catholics across?'

 
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LC
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The priest & a DWI

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May 9 2017, 9:11 PM 

Priest driving gets pulled over

A Parish priest is driving down to New Orleans from Alexandria and gets stopped for speeding . The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.

He says, 'Sir, have you been drinking?'

'Just water,' says the priest.

The trooper says, 'Then why do I smell wine?'

The priest looks at the bottle and says, 'Good Lord! He's done it again!'

 
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