QB - Kevin Deguire - Cannoneers - led the league in touchdown passes with 19 but also threw the fewest ints with only 5. His play on the field make him the second most famous person from the Shire, after Frodo.
WR - Jay Quinn - Lanies - Led all wideouts with 10 rec tds, and showed what he can do if he has a good qb throwing to him. SOme say he may need to go to the wizard of Oz and get what the scarecrow got after he stated that the line is in bounds.
WR - Bill Brozowski - Cannoneers - Second in tds with 8, Billy seems to make this every season and shows no signs of slowing down. He had a chance to be the OPOY if he wore tighter football pants to show off more of that camel toe!
WR - Elbie Murphy - Lanies - Another terrific receiver that helped the Lanies squad to the #1 offense in the league. Fast and athletic with a nice set of hands make Murphy a force to be reckoned with, but the Mr. T look has got to go!
WR - Todd Hesnor - Mean Machine - This bald bastard doesn't look like much but he has shifty hips, a good stiff arm, excellent hands, and believe it or not...speed. Week in and week out he makes plays! He also is a good stepfather to my son!
OL - Andres Morris - Ruck - Flat out smacks every d-lineman he goes against in the face. He is as strong as Dobber's body odor and is technically sound. Word is, Keller actually cuts this guy a paycheck every week!
OL - Phil Parella - Mean Machine - Hands down the best overall center in the league. His snaps are amazingly fast and accurate and he is a helluva blocker. Not a big fan of his Elvis sideburns, but I do like fried peanut butter and nana sandwhiches.
OL - Mohammed Mustafa - Blaze - Has become a very good o-lineman and helps set the tone for the scrappy Blaze offense. If he would only take a weedwacker to his brother's body hair....god thats gross!
UTL - Gary Jones - Titans - He led the league with 5 rush tds and caught another, mix that in with his blocking ability and you got a damn good all around player. If he had any type of speed, he'd be down right dangerous. Hitting the weights would be such a bad idea either!
K - Sean Conde - Ruck - It makes me physically ill to put him on here, but unfortunately he is the best kicker in the league. Leading the league with 19 points, he also has a cannon for a league on kickoffs and punts. I would tell you about his game on off and def, but if you were at any games, he would tell you himself how good he thinks he is. Lose the earrings Liberace!
DEFENSE
DL - Lamont Morales - Savages - As usual, he led the league in sacks again with 12. This id down from his usual 17+, but those pop flags have really lowered the sacks totals for everyone. Unfortunately he caught a ball ONCE in a game, and now demands to play more offense. Shells and Sal laughed at him. Sal then stated, If you help me get down to Wag's weight, you can play more offense."
DL - Tazz Walker - Dynasty - Came in third with 10 sacks and was easily the their best defensive player. Not too many diamonds were thrown up this year by the Dynasty but they can be proud they have one member of the ALL-WAGNER team. Feel free to throw some cubic zarciona.
DL - Butch Scott - Savages - Was only behind his teammate in sacks on the year with 11, but he is versitle enough to play DE, NT and OL. He has higher aspiration of being a kicker in this league. Shells told him to shut up and get her a 40!
DL - Brandon Phanuef - Blaze - hold on........i just threw up in my mouth.......this tool finally gets the recognition he always thought he deserved. HE has alot of similarities with the immortal Rob Preusser, just like in the movie Twins with ARnold and Danny. Unfortunately, Brandon was what was left over. When he is not crying to the refs about being held, he is actually a tenacious football player that leaves it all on the field...usually leaves some syringes laying around as well!
DB - CJ Tarver - Titans - Led the league with 5 ints, returning 2 of them for scores. HE is the glue that holds the Titans together. He would look dynamite in a Mean Machien jersey.
DB - Anthony Ward - Savages - Pulled down 4 picks this year, returning 1 for a touchdown. THis is a down year stat-wise for him, but a down year for him, is still better than 90% of the other Dbs.
DB - Jeremy LeDuc - O'Leary's - if Barney Rubble and the Lions had any bright spots individually, it would be Jeremy. Teams are afraid to throw to his side. Alot like Deion in his prime.
DB - Duane Hilmar - Mean Machine - One of the fastest players in the league, he has single-handedly saved a few tds from being scored. He is also in the top 3 flag grabbers in the "A"s!! His only fault.....doesn't like dirty jokes. HE says he prays for my soul daily!
UTL - Nate Rock - Ruck - Did it all for the #1 defense in the league this year....tds, sacks, ints....he's probably a better kicker than his teammate Sean. An all-around player that has excelled in every facett of the game.
wags i can handle being snubbed off your team but when Gee Rowe doesnt make it then there is a problem. If you ask anyone in the league, they will tell you without gee we probably dont win a game, and with him we are the #1 team. He should be there somewhere......
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i dont know wags .... I do know your the dep so u have all the stats ...i would have to say the other poeple that listed there own teams are players of the leauge so thats the opioin of there peers ..and ... wheres your TE and Lbs and kick returner.. no N carr, Cj tarver not on your o is crazy any one putting a team to gether would put him as one of there first choices on o ,the 5 picks and 2 returns (1 a 102 yarder in ot) and all of his offensive stats are what makes him a mvp . stats arent everything sean singleton Snoop is a top d back other than cj who had more picks? probably no one . so jury is still out on this ..
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Why do I have to "eat" a dick.... Everyone will have their opinions...this is just mine. It is hard to make everyone happy. Ruck is the best TEAM...these are the best players imho.
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he is the best player on the best team. He just happens to be playing out of his natural position and still killing it there. He is top 2 in the league and should be there. Your high if you put gary jones ahead of him on any list. **** your numbers use your head.
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So Gee got better this year from last and he slips from mvp of the league to not an all-star this year. I would bet if you asked everyone of the teams we played this year they would all have Gee on it. Thats not asking anyone from our team. Wags i love you but this is silly
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MVP goes to the best player on the SB team....not the regular season....Gee was not the MVP this season. If you guys win the SB...of course he will win MVP. Gee had 14 pass tds and 6 picks with 2 rush tds. Kevin had 19 tds, 5 ints, and 1 rush td....and he missed a game. Of course Gee coul dbe on this team....Christ take out Nate Rock and put Gee in if it makes you happy.
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Wags that is some funny s#$% man but I'd like to see your explanation of these awards too even though I think I know what you mean. Thanks for the props Bish.
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I dont understand wither... GEE is the best player in the league.. How doesnt he make the all wagner team.. It dont matter the real season mvp will gert it when THE RUCK brings home another A championship...
Sean #9
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Usually I dont post on here, But I feel like Keller just gave me a little Biatch Slap . Listen I know that Gee was the man this year . And I for One would vote him in for my personal allstar team. I thank wags for voting me in even though I dont think I had that great of a year. I have learned that our Titans TEAM is full of athletes . I have taken my roll on our team as our running back, and I think we do a good job running the football. We are one of the few teams that actually run the ball in the A's. I feel that we are able to do that because of our line play and the dynamic threat of this years (should be) MVP CJ Tarver. Anyone who has ever played with me knows that I am not into personal statistics . I care about winning as a team. I play to have fun.Yes I like to win but this isnt my life. But when a member of my team calls me, to tell me that someone wrote something about me on our league website, it kind of upset me. Trust me , I am in no way saying that I deserve being on the "all-mighty" wagoner allstar team over Gee(I know I dont). All im saying is leave me out of your post.Keller,I realise I'm not the greatest flag football player but I also know that I work hard and don't need to deal with people trying to "Be-litle me".I can deal with talking smack during games but little cheap shots on our website is wrong.Calling someone high to put me on any list. Come on dude, there is a thing you should learn.Its called respect. This is my last post about this. Good Luck to you and the rest of the teams left in the play offs..Gary Jones
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Keller what r u talking bout bro? u say something stupid as that? You might be high yourself . Yeah gee got snubbed at QB and DB but that dont have **** do to with my RB. I ll give you a list that gary s better than gee at... its called RUNNINGBACK and its not even close. just like GEE is a better qb than gary and a better db than gary SO ..Lets be clear ...Who cares about wags team no one....whos the best tail back in the leauge ..jones ..and Gee and cj are in my eyes the best 2 overall players in the cdffl at skill postions.. but who the f cares
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DESPITE POPULAR BELIEF , YOU PICKED A GREAT TEAM. EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT GEE MEANS TO THE RUCK AND HOW DOMINATE HE IS. THATS A GIVEN !
KELLER I GOTTA BELIEVE WE WOULD HAVE WON 1 GAME IF YOU DIDNT GIVE MY JERSEY AWAY !
SOMETIMES THE BEST PLAYERS DONT HAVE THE BEST SEASON , NOT TO SAY GEE DIDNT.
GARY JONES HAS NOTHING TO PROVE !
I DONT KNOW HOW ANYBODY THAT HAS PLAYED LANIES DOESNT THINK NICK CARR IS ONE OF THE BEST ALL AROUND PLAYERS IN THE LEAGUE , BUT I DONT THINK I WOULD WANT TO PLAY AGAINST WAGS TEAM.
IM JUST GLAD HE DIDNT PUT THAT CANCER KID ON IT !!
HE IS NO JUAN !
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C J, they mean Keller is high...not Wags. I thought it was odd that Gee didn't make the squad, but you don't badmouth a class act like Gary. See you on the 12th.
Doug #66
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Lets get it straight. I didn't bad mouth gary jones. I think he is a good player. It just came out wrong in my post. Wags put gary down as a "utility player". So when i brought up gary's name it was only because of the position or non position really. When you write it in as a utility player that says anyone could be in there for that spot. He is not in there for rb. Gary is a great rb and maybe the best in the league. I mentioned gary for that spot not for gary. I believe that gee would be a much better utility choice. Thats all. No disrespect to gary jones
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Keller it ain't your fault that Bish can't read good.
Wags, how is it that cancer didn't have multi digit sacks? Or even Nate. They both had games where they had at least 3. There is only 1 game where Cancer didn't get a sack. so say he got only 1 a game and that is 7. He had 2 in more than 1 game so I think you should get your stat game up. Ha ha.
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"Your high if you put gary jones ahead of him on any list."
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your numbers use your head." Keller post
The previous part of that post was fine, and I agree, Gee needs to be on that squad.
How about this list: Best running back in the A at this time.
Best running back at SUNY Albany-ever.
One of the 3 or 4 best running backs Section II has ever produced.
I'm sure you meant no disrespect because your a good guy who plays hard and shakes hands when it's over, but read what Gary posted and then read what you wrote, and see why this might have gotten taken the way it was.
Good luck in the playoffs and we'll see you at summer tournies etc.
Doug #66
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wags how does cliff labelle not make the oline...i would say hes prolly the best tackle in this league and everyone knows that your not getting by him...on that note how does dobo not make it on the otherside...ill leave the gee incident alone since everyone in the league knows he is the best player in this league but you wanna find the best olineman look no further then the ruck...plug in any five of us...considering i am a simple plug in on the oline and have not given up a sack all year...
cliff needs to be on this team!!
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When I get back home from vacation, i will get some stats put up. Here are some explanations since I haven't been on the computer for a while.
#1 - THe Ken Wetsel award is more of an inside joke between me and Columbus. But to define it, I would say it is someone, who has all the heart to be a great football players but lack the physical attributes to achieve it LOL. The Rev sleep award goes to the player I can bust his stones and get him flustered. And usually thinks very highly of himself. THese are two "joke" awards.
#2 - This goes to stats...you guys kill me when you insist that you know what someone has while playing a game. I watch these games (and have someone doing my game) to get the most accurate stats. You guys can think all you want about how many sacks you have...but in the end I have the right amount. This is like the Rev Sleep sh*t that he said he had 36 sacks one season....I start doing the stats and he had like 5. In the end, I do not care what you say you or your teammates say you had....you had exactly what I have written down for you and I pay close attention to it and even check with refs when there is a close play.
#3 - You keep bringing up about Gee being MVP last season...if the Cannoneers won that SB....a Cannoneer would have been MVP. Gee very well might be the best player in the league, but he didn't have the best season. Kevin was a better qb. The UTL spot is for BB,RB,TE etc., not a second qb. And he could have been there for DB, but he didn't have as good a season as CJ, Anthony, him, Hilmar, and LeDUc, you could probably flip a coin.
#4 - Quit taking the crap so seriously...
Wags
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Wags I have seen you miss plays and you have even asked me who made plays so if I tell you the wrong thing you write the wrong thing. The only way you could have the most accurate stats is if you taped the games and went home and watched them. Otherwise go for a jog and maybe you might not get blown up by Gee. I think that is the real reason you didn't nominate him. YOu are still sore that you got thrown in the dirt by a man a 5th of your size.
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You are right, the more accurate stats would come from video tapes, but there are alot of boneheads out there that think a tackle of a rb behind the line is a sack or don't realize that on a play where someone got a sack it was erased by a penalty etc.
ANd as far as being put in the dirt by Gee, there is a big difference between being put on the ground and being pulled to the ground by your shirt to protect yourself like Gee did. But you can remember that anyway you like. I have been put on my ass many times throughout my cdffl time, but I am sure a big burly man like you never has because you are so awesome.
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wags why bother posting all wagner team, you get the same crap every year. it's the cdffl not nfl lol for real, like i said do people really care?????? and what up with the shootout or summer league you gonna do something lardass???
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Wags I am sure that your therapist is pissed that I stunted your progress at getting over the trauma. My bad I know you shell out crazy loot for that too. The reason why I never been put on my ass like that is because I am always diving and lunging haha.
And I know that a lot of people are gonna be like WTF but if I was starting a real team with a QB I gotta take Scott Lawson, but onyl cause Dan Cole won't play QB.
Tony Murray
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Whos gc24?? And whys he starting Sh*t? looks like u got a stalker Ed , a grown man sweating u bro .... Sounds alarming Ed becarefull with this friutcake bish
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