My boss sent me this...

She's a real comedian.

A guy drove to Knoxville and picked up one of those new Mercedes cars. He
was testing it out in the parking lot, turned on the radio and nothing
happened.

Furious, he demanded to see the sales manager, and told him "When I buy a
$50,000 car, I expect the dang radio to work."

The sales manager explained to him that the radio had been programmed to his
voice and all he had to do was tell the radio what he wanted to hear.

He got back into the car and said "Country music," and ol' Willie Nelson
started singing.

"Rock and roll," he exclaimed, and immediately Elvis started crooning.

"Easy listening," he remarked, and all at once, it sounded like he was in an
elevator.

He was relaxed, driving down I-40 to Nashville , and listening to the smooth
sounds. About that time, a pickup truck with two good ole boys almost ran
him off the road.

"Stupid rednecks!" he screamed.

The radio immediately blurted out, "TOUCHdooooooooown, Tennessee "