I am picturing this board as a secluded, secret village of ninjas and the mental image makes me smile.
"You know what they say -- you can't go home again."
"Well, yeah. That's true, you know."
"What? Not really, man, it's just a saying."
"No, I mean seriously. I literally can't go home again. I forgot where it is."
"...You're fucking with me."
"I'm serious! They hid it!"