The Ballad of Shame and Wasted Lives

Hello and welcome to the Ballad of Shame and Wasted Lives, the regular hangout for the Best-Looking Bunch of Geeks on the InternetTM.

This board has never had a set topic. Frequent subjects of discussion include video games (both PC and console), movies, video games, fanfiction, video game fanfiction, television shows, video games, funny websites, video games, original fiction, the WWWF Grudge Match, improvisational fanfiction, your mom, pro wrestling, politics, music, hockey, current events, video games about your mom, and so very much more.


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Hi Every Body!

by The Black Snotling

Hi!

I left the internet for like two years, but, I'm back now!

How is every one?

Posted on Sep 13, 2007, 4:05 AM

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Re: Hi Every Body!

by Plaid_Knight

Great, and glad to have you back, Snotty.

Posted on Sep 13, 2007, 5:17 AM

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Barely here!

by

I have an associate degree in computer programming, and, at age 29, am on my own working for a retailer in service. (That said, no one is shooting at me.)

Nicholas Eckert
vidstudent


Posted on Sep 13, 2007, 4:59 PM

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Bah hah.

by Viper

I was wondering where the hell you went. :D

Posted on Sep 14, 2007, 11:36 AM

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Hi.

by Nash

Who the fuck are you again? <3

Posted on Sep 19, 2007, 1:50 AM

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Welcome back!

by PLM

The Internet is just as you left it.

<small>...Well, maybe it's just a little dirtier.</small>

Posted on Sep 19, 2007, 10:55 AM

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Hi there

by Burghy

All your base are belong to us.
You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha.

On the other hand I started a blog and I am drawing a weekly online comic.

Posted on Sep 23, 2007, 2:05 AM

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Then link us, man!

by Gavok

Jeez!

Posted on Sep 23, 2007, 3:48 AM

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Oh!

by Burghy

http://konradthefrog.blogspot.com

Posted on Sep 25, 2007, 10:35 PM

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Re: Oh!

by Plaid_Knight

Thanks, good buddy. I added your site's RSS feed to my reader.

Posted on Sep 26, 2007, 6:46 PM

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Re: Hi there

by Plaid_Knight

For Great Justice, please link every comic.

Posted on Sep 24, 2007, 7:26 PM

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But... I am <i>le tired.</i>

by The BS

Right back atya, burghster.

Where's the feet though?

Posted on Sep 28, 2007, 3:48 AM

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Any poker players?

by Burghy

I just realised you might need knowledge of common poker terminology to get some of these comics!

Posted on Oct 2, 2007, 7:22 AM

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nope (n/t)

by Plaid_Knight



Posted on Oct 3, 2007, 8:55 PM

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I'm visiting Dallas on Sept 24-28

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Hey, all.

Just letting you know that I'm in Dallas visiting family on the above weekdays. If any of you want to hook up (or have me come up for the day), please let me know.

God Bless,
Little Mac

Posted on Sep 6, 2007, 9:00 AM

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Re: I'm visiting Dallas on Sept 24-28

by Plaid_Knight

Wish I could, but I'm in the Tallahassee/Jacksonville area in Florida.

Posted on Sep 8, 2007, 7:49 PM

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Well...

by Nere

You know you're always welcome at my place.

SH

Posted on Sep 10, 2007, 8:03 PM

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Well...

by Little Mac

I'm on vacation next week and there is a very good chance that I will be in the Ok. area on Monday-Tuesday. If you and the gang are free, I would LOVE to hook up with you. Can you email me at anthony.jennings at gmail.com so that we can talk?

LM

Posted on May 5, 2008, 4:16 PM

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Falconer, if you're here....

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I reserve the right to ROTFLMAOUTSCOAWTFBBQ.

Nicholas Eckert
vidstudent


Posted on Sep 1, 2007, 8:20 PM

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I regret nothing, after all these months.

by Falconer

I'm going to stand by the belief that as long as we beat OSU, it doesn't matter how many times the Wolverines lost this season. Doubly so because a loss to U of M will ensure that the Buckeyes can't get into the NC game, now that their half-baked gameplan of 'take the lead, fart around, then make a 4th quarter comeback' finally backfired against Illinois. :P

Posted on Nov 10, 2007, 7:55 PM

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Alas, OSU won.

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Mike Hart - the greatest running back to lose four times to Ohio State.

Also, since Oregon lost and Texas Tech is making Oklahoma look silly prior to halftime, there still exists the chance of Ohio State in a BCS game. (A doubtful one, to be sure, but we can look on hopefully.)

Nicholas Eckert
vidstudent


Posted on Nov 17, 2007, 8:51 PM

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Fox News investigates "hacker" gangs.

by Plaid_Knight

From the so-lame-it's-good category: Fox "news" investigates a mysterious group of h4xx0r5 who call themselves Anonymous.

Posted on Jul 27, 2007, 10:55 AM

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Rules 1 and 2

by JMalone

Someone is in trouble.

I'd hate to be the guy that ratted 'em out.

Posted on Jul 28, 2007, 10:08 AM

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Elsewhere...on the parapets of Castle Doom...

by Nere



I just had to share that.

SH

Posted on Jul 20, 2007, 9:30 PM

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I can add to this...

by Gavok


On the subject of this, check out my review of all the Marvel Zombies nonsense.

Posted on Jul 21, 2007, 8:38 AM

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I like the second panel much more than the first.

by Plaid_Knight

The first brings furries to mind, and I don't like that one bit.

Posted on Jul 27, 2007, 10:53 AM

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&#3232;_&#3232;

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I'm still the local Sodomite?

Staggering. Totally staggering.








Posted on Jun 26, 2007, 3:38 PM

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Pardon my failed emoticon, btw. [nt]

by The Darkheart One



No really, please.

Posted on Jun 26, 2007, 3:39 PM

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s'aright (n/t)

by Plaid_Knight

n/t = no text

Posted on Jun 27, 2007, 4:31 PM

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Now this is just odd... (on Chris Benoit's death)

by Nere

Stolen straight from SI.com

Pro wrestler Chris Benoit canceled a pay-per-view appearance at the "Vengeance" event in Houston because of "personal reasons" a day before he, his wife and their 7-year-old son were found dead in an apparent murder-suicide.

Details of the deaths "are going to prove a little bizarre" when released to the public, Fayette County District Attorney Scott Ballard told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. Autopsies were scheduled Tuesday by the Georgia Bureau of Investigation in DeKalb County.

Authorities were investigating the deaths at a secluded Fayette County home as a murder-suicide and were not seeking any suspects.

Investigators believe Benoit, (pronounced ben-WAH) killed his wife and son over the weekend and then himself sometime Monday. The bodies were found Monday afternoon in three different rooms of the house on Green Meadow Lane, in a subdivision off a gravel road about two miles from the Whitewater Country Club.

Ballard told The Associated Press a gun was not used in any of the deaths. But he declined to say how the three died.

"We're pretty sure we know, but we want to confirm it with the crime lab," Ballard said early Tuesday.

Fayette County Coroner C.J. Mowell did not return phone calls. The answering service for his funeral home said he was out of town.

World Wrestling Entertainment said on its Web site that it asked authorities to check on Benoit and his family after being alerted by friends who received "several curious text messages sent by Benoit early Sunday morning."

Sheriff's Lt. Tommy Pope told WSB-TV that the three were found about 2:30 p.m., but he wouldn't release other details.

Stamford, Conn.-based WWE also said on its Web site it had been asked by authorities not to release further information on the deaths of Benoit, 40; his wife, Nancy, 43; and son, Daniel.

Benoit was born in Montreal. He was a former world heavyweight champion, Intercontinental champion and held several tag-team titles over his career. He was known by several names including "The Canadian Crippler."

"WWE extends its sincerest thoughts and prayers to the Benoit family's relatives and loved ones in this time of tragedy," the company said in a statement on its Web site.

Benoit had maintained a home in metro Atlanta from the time he wrestled for the defunct World Championship Wrestling.

The WWE canceled its live "Monday Night RAW" card in Corpus Christi, Texas, and USA Network aired a three-hour tribute to Benoit in place of the scheduled wrestling telecast.

Benoit's wife managed several wrestlers and went by the stage name, "Woman," The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported.

They met when her then-husband drew up a script that had them involved in a relationship as part of an ongoing story line on World Championship Wrestling, the newspaper said.

Benoit has two other children from a prior relationship.

Copyright 2007 Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.



Posted on Jun 26, 2007, 8:49 AM

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You know what really sucks

by Burghy

They had just started a new 'Death of Mcmahon' storyline when this happens... All that pre-production planning and storyline planning down the drain

Posted on Jun 27, 2007, 11:10 AM

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Also

by Plaid_Knight

I never was a wrestling fan the way you guys were, but from what I have been led to understand the fellow was a great sportsman and I am sad to hear of his passing.

Posted on Jun 27, 2007, 4:31 PM

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Nintendo Shortcut trailer

by Little Mac

http://www.joystiq.com/2007/06/10/todays-little-mac-iest-video-punch-out-trailer/

Simply put, one of the funniest things that I have seen all year.

LM

Posted on Jun 21, 2007, 10:19 AM

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Re: Nintendo Shortcut trailer

by Plaid_Knight

I adored this video. Thank you.

Posted on Jun 21, 2007, 7:17 PM

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Hi military/national guard dudes

by Burghy

Hi I was reading on the internet and I came across this thing. I know it is by some weirdo, but how about the manual? How accurate/good is it?

http://www.d-n-i.net/lind/fmfm_1a_r3.pdf

Posted on Jun 5, 2007, 9:06 PM

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Hey Burgh

by Crossbow

Just glancing at it, I would say what you have come across is some weirdo rant just like you said. Maybe if I get some time I will delve a little deeper, but remember every nut who ever managed to get as far as signing the application considers himself a military expert nowadays.

Later

Crossbow

Posted on Nov 17, 2007, 10:23 PM

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Help me, one last time...

by

I was digging through the archives, and I realized that I don't have any copies of the old Ultimate Video Rumbles.

If anybody still has any of them, or the old Dream Torunaments or MVFC matches, I would appreciate it.

In return, I give you an unused treasure: our old Newbie Question:

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Posted on May 24, 2007, 8:57 PM

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Most of the mirrors seem to have died...

by Spectrum

...but sven's site is still up. Missing the end of UVR3, but oh well.

http://uvr.gq.nu/home.htm

Posted on May 25, 2007, 2:53 AM

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Streets of rage remake

by Burghy

It is fun,

http://www.bombergames.net/sorr_e.htm

Posted on May 24, 2007, 1:01 PM

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I think I know it.

by Viper

The one were there are about 55 thugs on screen at once, even on Easy?

Posted on May 25, 2007, 12:06 PM

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Nope (nt)

by Burghy



Posted on May 25, 2007, 12:44 PM

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Re: Nope (nt)

by Plaid_Knight

I had several remixes of the music from the original game. They had a techno-ey feel to them.

Posted on May 26, 2007, 10:14 AM

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Wow, look at the rack on AoD!

by eDAN

So, I was fooling around on the 'net, and heard about Demonbane, an anime that inexplicably mixes the Cthulhu mythos with giant robots and lolipervs. So I read that in this version that Nyarlathotep was in the form of a bookstore owner named Nya. I heard that s/he/it had large boobs.

Apparently, people are prone to understatement.

HOMINA HOMINA!

Just...weird I guess. I know He has a thousand forms, but I just didn't expect one of them to be Boobsy McMilkjugs.

Let 'em out more often, Rafe

eD

Posted on May 18, 2007, 9:59 PM

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Speaking of Demonbane,

by Plaid_Knight

I have the entire tv series available for d/l on my site through megaupload. You could get one ep per evening, or pay megaupload about $10 for a month of unlimited downloading.

Some of the other interpretations of Lovecraft characters are interesting: Herbert West is an eccentric artist in the story who flips out on guitars and looks totally sweet. (He'd make a decent rival for Axel the Dark Hero.) And Al Azif is a cute little loli who the main character becomes intimate with much later on.

It's a very strange bird indeed. Oh, and the OAV for it kind of sucks, but that's neither here nor there.

Posted on May 20, 2007, 7:29 AM

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Well...

by eDAN

I've heard that the so-called OAV only makes sense if you also play the games. Since I haven't, I didn't even bother with it.

And Herbert West really, truly annoys me. It actually makes more sense to me that Nyarlathotep has hyper-inflated knockers than Herbert West being a multi-hair-colored hyperactive nutjob who rocks out on guitars and steals moves from "Desperado". Call me weird like that.

I also find it deeply disturbing that the Necronomicon is represented by a 12-year old prone to panty shots.

eD

Posted on May 21, 2007, 11:53 PM

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Re: Well...

by Plaid_Knight

I just find it erotic. The loli Al Azif is awesomely hot and since she's 1,500 years old she's legal too.

West wailing on guitars I can buy, but only if he somehow found a way to utilize REAL Ultimate Power.



Posted on May 22, 2007, 12:48 AM

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Hey folks, I am desert bound again...

by

I am not sure how many folks still pay attention in here anymore, but I am leaving for 18 months of deployment in about a week.

Send some good thoughts for wife and kids.

I know this board may not be around much longer, but you are folks I don't wanna lose touch with, even if I only say hi infrequently. The email above is the one constant thing about me and I don't plan to give it up anytime soon so write it down and drop me a line so I can save you in my address book. If you care at all that is

You can even add me to a spam list if you want, but I won't pass any along.

Laterness
Crossbow
OG MiB OR4L and all that





Posted on Apr 30, 2007, 12:58 PM

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Stay safe. [nt]

by

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Posted on Apr 30, 2007, 3:11 PM

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Re: Stay safe. [nt]

by

Take care and come back ok.

Posted on May 1, 2007, 5:22 PM

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ENT!

by SAMAS

Keep your eyes open and take care, man.

Posted on May 24, 2007, 8:27 PM

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Four words, grunt....

by

Keep Your Head Down.

Nicholas Eckert
vidstudent


Posted on May 9, 2007, 6:54 AM

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muddling through essays

by

see above, trying to get the draft done by the 29th.

Posted on Apr 22, 2007, 10:18 PM

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Still about the same

by

Still live in Toronto. Still working for the same place (TM).

The only difference is that I sprained my shoulder playing squash last week and that I have a new baby nephew yesterday.

Oh yeah, expect me down in Texas sometime between Sept. and October. I have relatives (and Nere/SD/Donna) to visit.

LM

Posted on Apr 17, 2007, 5:33 PM

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For old time's sake (Super SFII Turbo: HD Remix)

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I've had this confirmed at a few different sources, and here's a nice thread with a pretty picture:

http://the-nextlevel.com/board/showthread.php?t=46597

SH

Posted on Apr 13, 2007, 10:59 PM

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I'm going to NEW YAWK!!

by Burghy

Hi guys!!

I will be going to New York and London in early May! Anyone want to meet up? Only guys that I know, of course. Or else maybe if you are a young, attractive female...

Posted on Apr 10, 2007, 7:20 AM

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What'sup

by Burghy

This board is pretty inactive! What's up guys?

Posted on Apr 6, 2007, 11:53 AM

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Notmuch

by Schwere Viper

I still like to pop back in here now and then, though. Habit, I guess.

Posted on Apr 7, 2007, 11:13 AM

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Happy Easter

by JMalone

It's my homepage, so...

Posted on Apr 8, 2007, 1:11 PM

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As do I. So many good memories (of lurking in my case).

by

I miss the board too.

Posted on Apr 8, 2007, 10:37 PM

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I pop in all the time.

by

Mostly habit, but you never know when something might happen.

Posted on Apr 8, 2007, 10:41 PM

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What he said. (nt)

by

YOU wa SHOCK!

Feel like a treasure game on a rainy day.
http://members.aol.com/gaijind/

Posted on Apr 9, 2007, 6:49 PM

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Re: Re: What He Said

by

Kimi wa TOUGH BOY

Posted on Apr 10, 2007, 7:55 AM

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Hey Dan!

by

Wand's looking for you. He's running another IRC roleplaying game. He said he was going to contact you through AIM, has he yet?

Posted on Apr 10, 2007, 2:51 PM

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ooohh...

by

I know you guys have more than enough players, but if there's some way I could get the log file for the game, I'd love to have it.

PK

Posted on Apr 11, 2007, 3:19 PM

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No problem. [nt]

by

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Posted on Apr 11, 2007, 3:51 PM

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re: no porblem

by Plaid_Knight

You could e-mail the log to ossadagowah(at)yahoo(dot)com when the log is ready. That'd really make my day. Thank you.

Posted on Apr 11, 2007, 6:41 PM

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Could I perhaps get a copy as well?

by JMalone

crystalismasters@hotmail.com

Thanks in advance, or thanks anyway.

Posted on Apr 11, 2007, 9:17 PM

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Sure thing.

by

I don't know when we're going to play, and no specifics have been hammered out yet, but once I have them I'll email them to you.

Posted on Apr 11, 2007, 11:35 PM

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I think Wanderer mentioned in that post he was going to be finally finding webspace [st]

by Spectrum

for all the logs again. So, there might actually be a page (gasp) for you to hammer F5 on.

Posted on Apr 12, 2007, 8:11 AM

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Wow.

by

I love this moment so much I want to take it home and sex it up.

Posted on Apr 12, 2007, 10:38 AM

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Exact quote from the post in question:

by Spectrum

"I still have the logs for those games, but I currently have nowhere to put them up; I intend to change that in the very near future."

Make of it what you will. (Not that there's much room for interpretation.)

Posted on Apr 12, 2007, 7:34 PM

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Haven't talked to him in a while.

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I'll have to make sure I talk to him next time I'm on AIM. I wonder if this is the "Stop Me..." sequel he was talking about.

Feel like a treasure game on a rainy day.
http://members.aol.com/gaijind/

Posted on Apr 12, 2007, 5:01 PM

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Some people call me Frugal B.

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Because I am a cheap bastard.

Hi Burghy!

I never check this place anymore. Except today!

Posted on Apr 10, 2007, 11:00 PM

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Nothing much, honestly...

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I still work for the Sapulpa School Distict and I live in Tulsa. I see eD and K fairly often.

SH

Posted on Apr 13, 2007, 11:00 PM

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For those that remember....

by

OR OST Disc 2v2 track names - because I don't want to think of how far back through archives I'd have to look to get them. Please? Thanks.

Nicholas Eckert
vidstudent


Posted on Mar 8, 2007, 11:46 PM

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Guilty Gear Copies Haruhi

by Plaid_Knight

http://www.moetron.com/2007/01/18/guilty-gear-xx-accent-core-haruhi-spoof/

Posted on Jan 29, 2007, 7:32 PM

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